Wednesday, September 30, 2015

C'mon MAN! A civilized retort to a Bill Baer critique

Before you read this post, most beloved reader, you should probably read Mr. Baer's post first.
Mr. Baer veers unintentionally into a national debate

Oh good you came back.  Yes, yes, I know the writing over there is amazing.  The articles articulate and well-researched.  And that GIF thing they do over there is really cool.
I know.

They way they seem to effortless mesh saber-metrics with scouting reports and present all that information with a precision and succinctness that makes you wonder if they have an understanding of their place in the universe and probably yours too that you most likely will never fathom?

Yeah, I got that too.

Oh, and you thought they had a better sense of humor over there as well.

Whatever.

But you read the post?

I was shocked to see such a strangely and completely off target piece as well.  Mr. Baer is usually so in tune, so centered.

Oh, you agreed with him.

Well, let me assert a few things first and then circle around a bit before my big finish.

1. First and worst of all, Mr Baer, you dropped the straight white male bomb. In an article criticizing sexists attitudes you come off as, well, sadly, and I say this with love and respect, brother, you come off as sexists and just the tiniest teeniest bit mean. Dude.  It's ironic when you argue against generalizing whilst generalizing (macho be a man culture - straight white male) - a call to to conversation while posting an article that cannot be commented on.  

2. Secondly, you're attacking a vernacular that you paint as venomous and violent though you don't make any connections to support those assertions other than saying, like a parent to a small child, it's true because I say it's true  - a Wikipedia page about the issue in sports (not baseball, and not in particular the Phillies - you're just slinging mud, here Bill) and a link to an article about the general issues involved in the suffrage of the LGBT don't count as proof of your charge.

It's just a manner of speaking Bill.  Flip the switch and there are also any number of masculine pejoratives that fit your into your misguided argument as well.  IE: Dont be a dick - meaning don't be so overly masculine, quit using that usually crude or inappropriately aggressive behavior.  Negative masculine qualities.   It's a crude and colorful manner of speaking but it doesn't rise to the level of offensive (unless you want to be offended) by any stretch of the imagination, particularly the two instances which you present as evidence of an organization wide social, sexual and cultural bias.

3. Finally, let's address the most glaringly obvious problem with your article. Simply, it's a matter of physics and biology, girls don't throw as hard as boys.  Except when they do (Thank-you MO'NE DAVIS!!!!), and when they do, we as a society celebrate every single performance.

Why do celebrate those performances.  Because, we know it's rare.  Because we know it's special and we might never get to see it again.

Because for the most part, girls don't throw as hard as boys.

So, specifically, this is for you Bill.

Saying that you throw like a girl is not offensive to girls (and certainly has nothing to do with the attitudes that lead to domestic violence as you so horribly and nimbly and evilly imply), it's offensive to the guy who throws like a girl.

If, in 100 years, women have taken over baseball and are throwing 110 to 115 mph, telling a player she throws like a man will have the same implications of poor form and low velocity.

The next righteous cause for murder and incarceration?
In conclusion, Mr. Baer,  might I suggest that if you wanted to nail the Phillies for some sort of controversial social injustice, then why not go after something that approaches the threshold of worthwhile.  Chase Utley's charity donations to an animal organization. I mean really, how much more privileged, how much more narcissistic can you get than giving your money to your pets and calling it charity.  Than lumping yourself in with people who hate people, and a burgeoning terrorists movement.

(I love you the way you play the game, Chase, but Jaime Moyer registers on human level, while you will remain forever a ballplayer.)
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Sorry for the sideways rant there Bill.  Let's get back to it, shall we.

Honestly though, I don't imagine any gay man or transvestite coming across a story about the Phillies and their rookies in women's dresses, stopping and saying to himself (or herself), oh gosh, now I'll NEVER be accepted by society.

Oh, and not for nothing but the Astros, a severely "modern" team by any estimation had their rookies dress up as female super-heroes.  So, c'mon man.

Domestic violence and discrimination of any kind are serious issues and as such, laying these behavior patterns at the feet of "straight white men" not only renders your argument absurd, but in a way, dilutes a  larger and much more nuanced and important conversation.


If you wish to engage in such a conversation, by all means, Mr. Baer.  But it must be a conversation, and conversations, by their very definition are inclusive.



Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Week twenty-four wrap-up (16-6): Playoff edition: flying too close to the sun and other weak explanantions for dropping the ball

TEAM MARGOT                       429
ATLANTIC CITY SHARKS      352

OF all the weeks of all the days of summer in all the ballparks why oh why must you implode in freaking Milwaukee in September oh rocket man Rosenthal!

Pitching staff sunk the ship.  Five players blew up for a combined -59 points and the staff overall posted a disastrous 130 total points.  King Felix was mediocre with 10 points and though my starter picks weren't awful, 9 of 14 posted 10+ starts, 4 of those 15+ but Adam Conley's 20 point start was the high water mark and a misstep midweek involving Cody Anderson (dropped him accidentally before his start - missed out on 17 points) lead to a panicked decision to start Ryan Weber the following day.  Boom, -23.

19 total points.  The bullpen, the vaunted bullpen, was indeed damaged beyond repair. I completely missed it. Unsurprisingly, Glen Perkins -11 and John Axeford +1, were terrible and bad.  Kinda surprising, both Ken Giles +4 and Jeurys Familia +6 blew saves and finished the week with mediocre totals.  Shocking possibly roster design shaking Trevor Rosenthal posts back to back losses AGAINST MILWAUKEE and finishes the week with a -20.

The line up performed like champions, posting a total of 222 points with the waiver wire pickups netting a +9 despite the bungled the midweek swap of Martinez for Desheilds, (dropping Martinez too early and missing out on 5 points.)  Starling Marte lead the way with 32 points, while 7 of other 13 regulars had 17+ point weeks.

And I might have had a shot if Team Margot doesn't go 11-1.  Lineup posts 213.  Gotta tip the cap sometimes.


Monday, September 21, 2015

Week Twenty-three wrap-up (16-6): Playoff Edition: Bye city baby; setting up in advance

Perkins seems to have pitched himself back into shape and I let the boys be boys and only grabbed my starters for the first day of the next round.

I'm 2-O against my opponent this upcoming week but neither win was particularly convincing. There don't look to be a whole lot of obvious starter decisions this week, so I'll have to look to be conservative.

I'm looking at a possible Victor Martinez for Delino Desheilds swap midweek.


Wednesday, September 16, 2015

In-Season Strategy: View from the Mountain: Now what?

So you got this far and your feeling pretty good about yourself but here's something to remember.  It's the playoffs.  Loose and you're done.

So with that in mind, here are some tips to take it home:

1. PLAY THE HOT BAT: Every point matters.  If you have a guy whose been in a monthlong slump, dump him.  The only exceptions are your core players.  Your Buster Posey, Mike Trout, and Nelson Cruz's of the world.  400+ point guys.  Everybody else, the Mike Moustakus's and Brandon Crawford's of the world are disposable at this point.

Look for guys who have been smoking the ball for the past 7 to 15 days (Mark Canha, Didi Gregorious, Martin Prado).  Guys just coming of the DL (Maikel Franco).  Look for platoon players, (Aramis Ramirez, Darin Ruf, Brandon Guyer) and don't be afraid to make changes mid-week based on series matchups.

2. PLAY THE WAIVER WIRE STARTERS WITH CAUTION:  Rookies wear down at the end of the season and veterans on bad teams tend to just play out the string.  Target mid-level starters who have been throwing the ball well and are pitching for a playoff contending team (Danny Duffy, Martin Perez, Hector Santiago).  Look at home and away splits (Drew Hutchinson comes to mind with his home and away numbers).  Look for safe veteran plays, guys who may not dominate, but don't get shellacked either (Brett Anderson, Tom Koehler, Jake Peavy).

3.  IF YOU HAVE A BIG ENOUGH LEAD ON SUNDAY, START PULLING YOUR PITCHERS:  If you are up 85 points at 3PM on Sunday and your opponent has one starter left, you might think about pulling any late pitching staff you have scheduled.  Remember every point counts and pitchers regardless of their success rate are inherently risky bets (you never know when a guy is going to have a bad or unlucky day).

4. GO WITH YOUR GUT: it's what got you here in the first place.  Don't overthink, second-geuss yourself.  It's akin to hesitation on the field.  Don't be afraid of failure, go big or go home play-maker.  Make your picks and stick with em.

Good Luck, Phillies fan

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Week Twenty-Two Recap (16-6): Cue Evil Laughter, you just dominated the regular season

ATLANTIC CITY SHARKS  536
TEAM MARGOT                   348


Lineup: 222 and rolling along.  Just keep rolling baby.

Pitching staff: 314.  Ending on a high note (but still only six closers).

Conclusion:  Still not sure if I want to roll through playoffs with all three starters as that will severely limit my lineup flexibility on off days.  Picking up Glen Perkins to finalize bullpen and depending on how he comes off the DL will determine the number of starters I carry.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Week Twenty-One Recap (15-6): Ok, so its time to drink the cool-aid, make some more, drink that, make some more, put it in a gatorade bucket and go find yourself an inconspicuous spot behind the coach and wait for the final countdown.

ATLANTIC CITY SHARKS   364
TEAM TIMOSWAN                263



Lineup Moves:  Added Ender Inciarte, kept Chase Utley, and moved Delino Deshields to the outfield in what feels like a final set of lineup adjustments.  The boys posted a robust 226, without any off-day Waiver wire help and with 3 players posting sub five performances.

The Lineup as currently constructed looks like this.

C Buster Posey - drafted #29
*1B Kendrys Morales - undrafted/ FA pickup April 13th
2B Robbie Cano - drafted #12
3B Kyle Seager - drafted #52
*SS Brandon Crawford - undrafted/FA pickup May 21st
*2B/SS Ben Zobrist - drafted #141/FA pickup May 14th
1B/3B Anthony Rendon - drafted #32
OF Mookie Betts - drafted #49
*OF Starling Marte - drafted #42/FA pickup April 20th
*OF Ender Inciarte - undrafted/FA pickup August 28th**
*OF Josh Reddick -undrafted/FA pickup April 29th
*OF Delino Deshields -undrafted/FA pickup July 29th**
*DH Chase Utley - drafted #93/FA pickup June 21st**

* Claimed off waivers
**waiver wire starter - date given is date added to regular lineup.

Pitching Moves:  Pitching staff was wretched although I pulled closers and a starter from the late games on Sunday, being up by over 80 points at that point already.  Bullpen was weak with only five saves and Aaron Nola got blown up by the Cubbies.  Overall the staff posted a completely unacceptable 138.


Conclusions:  The pitching staff is still a tweak away from where I want it to be and we're down to the wire here.  The lineup is ready to go! Woo!


Pitching Staff as currently constructed:

*SP Aaron Nola - undrafted/FA pickup July 19th
SP Felix Hernandez - drafted #9
*SP Lance McCullers -  undrafted/FA pickup August 21st

RP Trevor Rosenthal - drafted #72
*RP Jeurys Familia - undrafted/FA pickup April 8th
*RP John Axeford - undrafted/FA pickup August 30th
*RP Roberto Osuna - undrafted/FA pickup August 2nd
*RP Ken Giles - drafted #209/FA pickup July 28th
RP Kenley Jansen - drafted #112
*RP Glen Perkins - drafted 151/FA pickup September 13th