The Draft: What should have happened and what actually happened and why I'm not taking my ball and just going home

So, I set up my ESPN autodraft thingie (not really - I did push all of the starting pitchers who weren't named Clayshaw or Felix Hernandez out of the top 250, and bump most of the closers into my top 100, but then I just tinkered around shifting some of my favorite players up and shifting a few players who I thought were going to bomb - sorry big Papi, but you can't hit homeruns forever as the saying goes, some stupid saying, out of the top 250.)

I DID NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION PLAYERS ON THE DL!

Oops.

What should have happened was this.

pick 9 Felix Hernandez
pick 12 Buster Posey
pick 29 Josh Donaldson
pick 32 Ian Kinsler
pick 49 Prince Feilder
pick 52 Nolan Arenado
pick 69 Ben Zobrist
pick 72 Trevor Rosenthal
pick 89 David Robertson
pick 92 Zach Britton
pick 109 Huston Street
pick 112 Kenley Jansen
pick 129 Andrew Miller
pick 132 Glen Perkins
pick 149 Charlie Blackmon
pick 152 Neal Walker
pick 169 Alex Rodriguez
pick 172 Will Myers
pick 189 Jhonny Peralta
pick 192 Curtis Granderson
pick 209 Denard Span
pick 212 Carlos Beltran
pick 229 Josh Reddick
pick 232 SP week 1
pick 249 SP week 1

Instead, I had serious technical difficulties (I have a job and had to work) and this happened:

ATLANTIC CITY SHARKS 9 Felix Hernandez, Sea SP   12 Robinson Cano, Sea 2B   29 Buster Posey, SF C   32 Anthony Rendon, Wsh 2B   49 Mookie Betts, Bos OF   52 Kyle Seager, Sea 3B   69 Starlin Castro, ChC SS   72 Trevor Rosenthal, StL RP   89 Hunter Pence*, SF OF   92 Dellin Betances, NYY RP   109 Jean Segura, Mil SS   112 Kenley Jansen, LAD RP   129 Fernando Rodney, ChC RP   132 Koji Uehara*, Bos RP   149 Gregory Polanco, Pit OF   152 Rusney Castillo, Bos OF   169 Adam LaRoche, CWS 1B   172 Wil Myers, SD OF   189 Xander Bogaerts, Bos 3B   192 Oswaldo Arcia, Min OF   209 Ken Giles, Phi RP   212 Danny Salazar, Cle SP   229 Steve Pearce, Bal 1B   232 Billy Butler, Oak DH   249 Carlos Martinez, StL SP

oh fallujah!


Ok, so obviously a complete disaster.  Yikes!

But, I still got Buster Posey and King Felix.  I can work with that.

Maybe (GULP)